Most of Houston will spend eternity in hell.

Billy Graham

There is no ceiling for crazy in Texas, nor political consequence.

Timothy Egan

I humble myself before God and there the list ends.

Sam Houston

Texas is an unself-conscious place. Nobody here is embarrassed about being who they are. Reactionaries aren’t embarrassed. Rich folks aren’t embarrassed. Rednecks aren’t embarrassed. Liberals aren’t embarrassed.

Molly Ivins